At some point in the near future, we’re all going to have to take a long, hard look at social media in general and wonder if it’s the reason why the terrorists hate us all.
In an interview with The Breakfast Club, human meme DJ Khaled announced in front of a live mic and with no sense of himself whatsoever that he doesn’t perform oral sex on his wife, repeatedly calls himself the King and that it’s “different rules” for men.
Just for posterity, here’s the video where he said it so you don’t think we’re taking the p***.
ok so I’m convinced he has the mind of a teenage boy pic.twitter.com/epzhPjceny
â€” Got Student Loans Homie Quan (@howcomeyousmell) May 4, 2018
So, if that wasn’t weird enough for you, late ’90s middle-of-the-road American pop-rock band Smash Mouth decided to weigh in on the whole thing, which turned it into an even bigger mess of a situation with this.
A King who doesn’t is no King at all. https://t.co/Jg1GAlfIjI
â€” Smash Mouth (@smashmouth) May 4, 2018
Just to make it even more uncomfortable, Smash Mouth – or whoever’s managing their account – went into the comments and decided to bolster people for performing oral sex on their respective partners.
this year is improving at speed pic.twitter.com/Bmjai8wluB
â€” Ă°Ĺ¸â€ťÂŞ (@rachel_pick) January 3, 2017
It didn’t stop there either, as Westworld alum Evan Rachel Wood was good enough to throw in her two cents on the whole sitch.
Youâ€™re seriously missing out man. Take it from someone who has pride and thoroughly enjoys pleasuring women. Ă°Ĺ¸Ëśâ€ą
You should grow up. https://t.co/hllmvQ8mSS
â€” #EvanRachelWould (@evanrachelwood) May 4, 2018