This show just keeps on giving
Welcome back to The Tab’s daily Love Island gossip round-up, bringing you the pettiest drama and the least believable tabloid exclusives from around the web today.
Brb just going to St John’s Wood (where Eyal reportedly lives) to try and match him. Let’s just pretend that Shorewitch College actually exists and this is a real account.
Yesterday we showed you that Zara is not going back to her government job until May 2019, so what could she possibly be doing until then?
Well, a source close to her has hinted that Zara might be potentially returning to the villa, supposedly after Adam the king snake has coupled up with someone else, to cause a medium-to-large amount of drama.
People are already laughing at the fact Darylle couldn’t count on last night’s episode, as she attempted to describe herself in three wordsâŠ but used four. She said she was “fun, spontaneous and heavily tattooed.”
But that’s not all the bad press she’s getting, Twitter user @muva_tnt claimed: “This stupid girl did my nipple piercing wrong! Send her home #LoveIsland.” Someone replied: “Yesssssssss itâs her. I knew it đđĄshe fucked up one of my piercings too dw. I feel your anger lmaooo.”
Yesssssssss itâs her. I knew it đđĄshe fucked up one of my piercings too dw. I feel your anger lmaooo
â đïž (@_Simplysarahx) June 28, 2018
While another user tweeted: “this new Darylle girl on #loveisland works in my local piercing shop and has done all my 30 piercings. Shes such a rude girl and always seems moody so good luck to the islanders lol x”
this new darylle girl on #loveisland works in my local piercing shop and has done all my 30 piercings. shes such a rude girl and always seems moody so good luck to the islanders lol x
â isabelle (@isabellewilbs) June 28, 2018
Woah they were so good before, what happened?!
Remember when she said in the Baggage Challenge that she had a threesome? YeahâŠ just putting those two random pieces of information out there.
In 2014 Frankie Foster was banned by UK Anti-doping from competing in all professional sports for two years. He used steroids during a rugby match.
Ah so that’s where we’ve seen newcomer Jordan before!
He boasts about not having to work thanks to his family business Brakes, which is thought to be worth billions. Also, who calls themselves a “socialite” in this economy? That’s definitely something a Made in Chelsea reject would say.
I don’t know what the hell that is either but apparently if you are crowned the ultimate Spectacle Wearer of the Year, you win ÂŁ10,000 cash and a wardrobe of specs to the value of ÂŁ1,000. And to win this year, all you have to do is send in a selfie before the 1st of July. Who knows, maybe you’ll take the crown away from Alex.
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